F      Am/E                    Adim/Eb
It's a God awful small affair
       D
To the girl with the mousy hair 
Gm      Bb/F
But her mummy is yelling no
C7                              F
And her daddy has told her to go
        Am/E                    Adim/Eb
But her friend is nowhere to be seen
        D
Now she walks through her sunken dream
Gm    Bb/F
To the seat with the clearest view
C         C7
And she's hooked to the silver screen
Ab/Eb      Eaug                 Fm 
But the film is a saddening bore
           Gb                        Db
For she's lived it ten times or more
           Aaug                    Bbm 
She could spit in the eyes of fools
        Db7/B
As they ask her to focus on

Bb      Eb
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Gm     F#aug                    F Fm
Oh man look at those cavemen go
                     Cm7
It's the freakiest show
Ebm7               Bb     Eb
Take a look at the lawman beating up the wrong guy
Gm     F#aug                    F Fm
Oh man wonder if he'll ever know
                         Cm7
He's in the best selling show
Ebm7             Gm    F#aug Bb/F Em5b7
Is there life on mars?

Break: {F  F#dim  Gm  Ddim  Am  Bb  Bbm}

F       Am/E                  Adim/Eb
It's on Americas tortured brow
            D                        Gm
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
       Bb/F                          C7
Now the workers have struck for fame

Cos Lennon's on sale again
F       Am/E                         Adim/Eb
See the mice in their million hoards
      D                       Gm
From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads
        Bb/F                     C7
Rule Brittannia is out of bounds
     
To my mother my dog and clowns
Ab/Eb      Ab#5/E
But the film is a saddening bore
Fm      Ab7
Cause I wrote it ten times or more
Db    A      
It's about to be writ again
Bb      B
As they ask her to focus on

Bb      Eb
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Gm     F#aug                    F Fm
Oh man look at those cavemen go
                     Cm7
It's the freakiest show
Ebm7               Bb     Eb
Take a look at the lawman beating up the wrong guy
Gm     F#aug                    F Fm
Oh man wonder if he'll ever know
                         Cm7
He's in the best selling show
Ebm7             Gm    F#aug Bb/F Em5b7
Is there life on mars?

Outro: {F  F#dim  Gm  Bb/F Eb Ebm Bb}